Shakespeare.

William Shakespeare was a verbal contortionist, he could bend his words, the way a contortionist bends his frame, Shakespeare was one of the most famous playwrights of his time, however, lately his credibility has gone into questioning... by me. "To be or not to be," that is the question, whether it is nobler in the mind to "borrow" ideas from previous plays or to have no plays at all. So Shakespeare could you "act" like a real artist for once in your life say, Van go, and lend me your ear. So, Shakespeare, what I'm trying to really say is you're not as great as popularly proclaimed. Oh and poetic talent is really easy to fake when "doth sentences dont make any sense ay."